First up, a size comparison since I found the stock photos gave a false impression of proportion. The review will continue after the photos.
Amazon Product image – Tenga 3D Spiral Size comparison between the Sword of Caesar toy heater, a metric ruler, and the Tenga Spiral in the display case.A second size comparison. Keep in mind that the Zemalia Susie is on the larger side (Susie is about 1 inch smaller than a Fleshlight which is the largest handheld toy out there.)
First off, this product is tiny! It is like a 1/2 scale model of what I thought I’d be getting. It is a pocket pussy in that you can fit it in your pocket. It is literally just barely longer than the width of my hand. The geometric pattern feels a little unrealistic at first, but I found that it works just fine if I didn’t think about it.
I don’t want to be too hard on this product, it is much better than the no-name and sexflesh brand products out there. It also isn’t sticky like Fleshlights are and doesn’t need to be powdered with cornstarch after washing like some of the aforementioned products do. However, on the other hand the sensation doesn’t have that “wow” factor for me, it does the job, but no more. The truly exceptional characteristic of this is the stealth factor. Once you take the stickers off of the display case, nobody will be able to guess what it is. It is also very quiet when in use, so you won’t be waking your roommate. It is also very simple to use, I know this sounds funny, but if you have a look at my Fleshlight and Zemalia reviews they have managed to make the simple complicated!
Material: TPE – Remarks: Very stretchy, feels durable. It is a bit firmer than some of the soft toys out there but the material is very elastic and handles being inverted very well. It isn’t sticky at all, which is characteristic of high quality toys. Sensation: 5 out of 10 hands, it isn’t realistic, takes awhile to get off, but it works, it’d be good for edging or travel since it looks rather inconspicuous. External size: 120mm to 125mm long x 46mm diameter at maximum Functional internal dimensions: 111mm deep Opening (without stretching): 15mm Quality: 10/10 remarks Smell: No unpleasant odors Cleaning: Extremely easy. I even feel comfortable unloading in this one since I know I can turn it inside out and throughly clean it.
One note on cleaning: When you are inverting it, anything on the inside, lube or otherwise is going to get sprayed out as the end pop out, so have it pointed down in to the sink and away from your toothbrush!
I would recommend this product for anyone who wants something they can display in their room or travel with and have nobody realize what it is. So if stealth is the most important attribute for you, then this would be an excellent and quality choice to go with.
The actual Toy is much smaller than the ABS cup, it is still roughly the same size as most Onaholes, but more accommodating.
Oh man, this thing is crazy! It can be either great or terrible depending on how you use it. I think it should come with a user manual to explain how to use it correctly.
Out of the box this thing has crazy suction, there is a sticker at the rear for some degree of control over this but I ended up removing it and using my index finger since you need to open and close the vent frequently to get the best experience. Make sure you use it with tons of lube or you might hurt yourself! I would strongly recommend getting a quality toy heater with this as well for a more realistic experience.
How crazy was the suction you ask? So crazy that I had trouble removing my toy heater even though I used plenty of lube before inserting it! You could easily give your cock a hicky if you tired this without lube. Don’t do it!
When I first tried to use it with the sticker over the air vent at the rear, I was able to push it on but then could barely move it due to the extreme suction. At this point I removed the sticker and it was movable and the foam at the rear of the toy acted to limit how fast air could come in or out so that there was still quite a bit of suction. However, I got the best results when I covered the air vent with my finger while it was about 50% of the way on and then it acted like an air shock and I got a lot more sensation and it was very enjoyable and realistic.
Material: TPE – Remarks: Quality product, it isn’t sticky and is a medium/average hardness/softness Sensation: 7 out of 10 hands External size: 142mm long x 60 to 76mm diameter at maximum, narrows down to just 40mm diameter at end Functional internal dimensions: 128mm deep + 35mm foam air resistor at rear of cup. Opening (without stretching): 16.5mm x 11mm Quality: 10/10 remarks Smell: No unpleasant smells Cleaning: Easy. Remove from the ABS cup and flush with water, dry it. Bonus: It includes a slot for an integrated bullet vibrator although one is not included
If you like suction, this toy is definitely the one for you. It is a high quality product that will stand the test of time and not accumulate grime thanks to the non-sticky material and lid that are included. The plastic wrap label is also perforated down the side so your can remove it to make a plain white object. Although the ABS plastic is a different white than the lid. If stealth was really important you could paint the plastic so that it looks like a uniform solid object. Get creative and embrace your creative side!
Remarks on using it with the vibrator: TBD
I found the suction to be much more manageable than a Fleshlight and also much better than any of the single ended Onaholes I have reviewed. I would say this is the #1 in suction for sure. The internal path is a bit wider than Onaholes, so the sensation isn’t as strong, but this also means that it can be enjoyed by a larger audience. I think that the suction more than compensates for the small reduction in sensation. When used correctly the air pressure pushes the walls of the toy into contact with you, so you don’t need to be the size of a beer bottle to enjoy this.
The price to value is very good on this one since (at least in Canada) it costs $32.99 vs. the $50+ that I pay for Onaholes and it is very competitive with them.
Simple and effective heater for your Onahole, Fleshlight or Male Stroker
Detailed specifications: Material: ABS plastic, smooth finish External size: 200 mm long x 23.5 mm x 24.7 Functional dimension: ~140mm of heated surface Quality: Feels very durable, contains a small rechargeable battery, uses the same waterproof charging connector that many high end women’s vibrators use. Heats up faster than USB powered heaters thanks to internal battery, temperature control heats your Onahole to the perfect temperature. Smell: No smell Cleaning: Very easy
I really like the creative name of this product. I’ve been using it for a little while now and I have to say it works really well. I was a bit skeptical it would be any good at all when I ordered it because I didn’t think the ABS plastic would transfer the heat very well. I’m happy to say I was wrong and that it gets up to 42°C in just 3 minutes and 28 seconds in my real-world test. Although you do have to be a little patient when using it since it takes a minute for this internal heat to fully transfer through the ABS plastic to the outside of the heater and then for it to heat up your Onahole and lube to the same temperature takes several more minutes. So it works best if you plan to use it 15 minutes in advance, prepare your Onahole or Fleshlight and then get it heating.
The reason this product works better than ones powered directly off of USB power is because of the power limits for USB devices. The maximum USB current available is 500mA at a nominal 5V. This is 2.5W of heating power, and since they almost all use plastic cases, this means it will take a very long time for 2.5W to make the plastic warm and even longer for it to heat a relatively larger mass like an Onahole. By having a battery that is charged by USB, the Sword of Caesar has the best of both worlds since it can draw much more power, quickly from the battery and then take its time to recharge the battery later. I haven’t torn mine down to see what is inside, but most Lithium batteries are 4.2V and can discharge 1A easily, so I’d estimate the heating power of this item to be over 4.2W which is why it takes less than half the time to heat up as comparable products.
This product also has a single UV LED at the end for killing bacteria, which is a nice gimmick. I have no way of testing its effectiveness. Washing the Onahole is much easier.
The digital temperature display on the other hand is fantastic and makes it easy to tell if it is working/charging correctly.
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Durable and disappointing, the very small ridges don’t provide enough stimulation
Pros and Cons:
Fits well in the hand
Unique design, large entrance is very accommodating
Not as hard as a Doc Johnson
Very easily to clean and clear so you can see any foreign materials
Depending on the properties of the lube you use, the temperature and how quickly you stroke it can easily be too stimulating or not stimulating at all.
Detailed specifications: Material: Clear TPE, fairly rigid but still stretches Sensation: 4/10 hands for sensation. External size: 137 mm long x 64 mm diameter Functional internal dimensions: 113 mm deep Opening (without stretching): 20mm entrance and 12 mm main shaft Quality: Feels very durable and the features are unlikely to tear Smell: No smell Cleaning: Very easy
I would recommend purchasing one of the more highly rated products on this site. While this Onahole is neigh indestructible, the sub-millimetre ridges don’t do it for me. I find it difficult to get off with this product and the ridges can become irritating. You will find better value with one of the other items such as the R-20 Puni that I reviewed recently.
The only person I’d recommend this for is somebody who has an issue with pre-mature ejaculation as it will make your dick less sensitive the more you use it, so you would be able to last longer in bed with a real woman.
One of the best ones out there, and highly recommended by other people in online reviews as well.
It has taken me a long time to write this review because I couldn’t put it down.
If you were going to only buy one Onahole ever, and I knew nothing else about you, this would be the safest one to recommend. It has no major issues and doesn’t break down over time like so many other products do.
So why is this one the best for almost anybody? It isn’t too tight or too loose a fit. So it will not break if you are of large girth. But the path has many nubs and bumps stinking in towards the center to guarantee anyone will enjoy it. It also isn’t too long, so everybody should be able to reach the delightful pocket at the end. I also find I prefer the single ended to the double ended products because it keeps the air out while you are using them and therefore stays lubricated and warm longer. There is also better suction and therefore greater sensation with single opening Onaholes. The material is also superior to most of the products I have reviewed. It isn’t oily, or sticky. It doesn’t absorb the lubricant. It doesn’t degrade, puncture, rip or tear easily (I still wouldn’t recommend trying to turn it inside out).
The sensation is quite good but can get to be a little too much if you are trying to do edging. There is a well designed pocket at the back with a tight circular entrance, if you fill this pocket with warmed lube it is absolutely delightful, however, if there is air in the rear pocket it can make it quite loud to use.
I strongly recommend using this with a quality water based lubricant and some kind of heating. You can heat it by running it under hot water before use or purchase a toy heater like the Sword of Caesar by Sexymate. This way you will get the most realistic experience. The lube is an absolute must for all these toys, so don’t cheap out on something that is going to dry out quickly and become a sticky mess. After reviewing many water-based lubricants, I have found that the One Oasis lubricant is terrific for both sex and Onaholes.
One caution when ordering this item is that there is another product also called R-20 with nearly identical box art. This is a review of the one with the box art shown at the top of this page (Brown haired girl). The other R-20 is in a box where the Anime girl has red hair. To get the correct product I strongly recommend using my link above.
Detailed specifications: Material: TPE, but with a unique texture on the outside, naturally non-sticky material, no corn starch required. Sensation: 8/10 hands for sensation. One of my favorites, better than a fleshlight. External size: 126.6 mm long x 70.7 mm diameter Functional internal dimensions: 115 mm deep Opening (without stretching): 14.5 mm round Quality: Really high quality, one of the best in my opinion Smell: No smell Cleaning: 5/10, it is a single hole, and there is a bit of a pocket at the back which is difficult but not impossible to clean.
To clean it simply run it under the tap with warm water and squeeze it to circulate water in and out until it feels clean. If you came inside it use a bit of hand soap and make sure the soap reaches the back of the Onahole before you rinse it out.
Okay, let me get this out of the way up front: I didn’t love the Fleshlight. But I didn’t hate it either. Everyone that reviews Fleshlights gives them glOWing reviews and that is because they want commissions from you following their link to purchase one. I bought this one with my own cash, and having reviewed the other products on this site and more, I have opinions, and I am going to share them. Both good and bad.
My box was signed by her at the tradeshow where I bought it. Cool.
A word about Fleshlights in general:
Fleshlights are not made of your typical material, a fact the company is happy to tell you all about how realistic it is. In actual fact it’s formulation reminds me of the sticky hands from the 90’s (see picture below). The material is extremely stretchy but also very, very sticky. For example in untreated format (as it comes out of the box), it will instantly adhere to a paper tissue. Thankfully, it comes with a package of renew powder (corn starch) although there are no ‘before-first-use’ instructions to tell you to apply it to the outside surface to make your first experience a bit easier.
Sticky Hands
The material is also saturated with some kind of oil (you might say it is impregnated with oil 😉 that is essential to its longevity. The cleaning instructions make it very clear that soaps or cleaning products that contain detergents will degrade the sleeve, as will non-water based lubricants. This oil will also escape if you ever put the sleeve down on any kind of paper product and you will be left with an oily stain, if you can separate the paper from the sleeve that is!
Size. Oh the size. Nothing will make you feel inadequate quite like a ten inch long male sex toy. That is 25.4cm for those reading this outside the US of A. I’m something around 6″ on a good day, and this is average unless you are of a darker complexion. Fleshlight being the wonderful and considerate people that they are have made all of their Fleshlights a size 99% of the population can enjoy, even if 80% of them are only enjoying the first 50%. But jokes aside, there are some issues with the size:
It is difficult to clean and it is clearly not a flashlight, so it is quite conspicuous. Lets talk about the cleaning.
Cleaning the Fleshlight: There are removable caps at either end of the plastic case, so you shouldn’t need to remove the toy from the sleeve to clean it, unless of course you want to use your bathroom sink! Can you believe that inconsiderate bathroom engineers, made most bathroom sinks only 8″ or fewer inches deep? Well, once again the size of the Fleshlight is impractical here. I used my bathtub faucet, not stealthy. Once you have the water-based lubricant washed out you are ready for cleaning stage 2! You must dry it, but you can’t use any disposable paper product to do it because it is also incredibly sticky once it is dry. So the only option is to have a dedicated cloth (I use dish cloths). Okay so now you have managed to clean the insides (all 10″ I hope!) and also the top. well now we need to keep it dry and keep the humidity inside the thing near zero (otherwise mould will grow). Enter the “renewing powder” that wasn’t on it when you bought it. Cleaning stage 3 consists of covering the Fleshlight, your room and yourself in corn starch. Another satisfied customer! Hope you brought a change of clothes and a dust pan. Protip: I have a sealed container where I place the sleeve and corn starch and then shake it up. It helps to contain the corn starch a bit, but the above problems are still encountered since the excess corn starch that sticks needs to be removed. Your suggestions welcome on how to do this better.
With that off my chest, my last issue with Fleshlight is the price. Their enormous marketing budget has driven them to success and it is funded by the inflated price. In my opinion I consider it worthy of perhaps $50 as a premium product, but clearly there is still demand at double that price.
So with all those words about what I didn’t like, did I hate it? No. I heated it up and used a lot of lubricant and I was satisfied with the results. The best feature about it was the adjustable suction. To adjust it you can open and close the back cap to let air in or out to obtain anything between vacuum cleaner suction to no suction at all with a little trial and error.
Sensation was much milder than many of the other toys I have reviewed. However, this isn’t a bad thing, the sensation was actually very realistic when compared to actual sex. So if you want to get to the big ‘O’ quickly, this might not be the toy for you. I’d recommend one of the Ona Holes made by EXE (which I have reviewed here) for that purpose. However, if you are worried about not lasting long enough during sex and want to practice lasting longer, or simply want to do some ‘edging’, this is a very enjoyable way to do it.
Detailed specifications:
Material: Fleshlight
Sensation: 5/10 hands for sensation.
External size: 254mm long x 95mm diameter
Functional internal dimensions: ~200mm deep
Opening (without stretching): 16mm x 8mm
Quality: 10/10
Smell: none
Cleaning: 1/10
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Another quality offering from EXE, however, I personally prefer the Yurika Miyaji by EXE
The sensation is pretty good, but also less than you expect from the photos due to how soft the material is. Overall, this just means you can enjoy yourself a little longer as it still gets the job done. The material is a very good quality and gets the job done. I’m a little concerned I’d break the toy with extended use since I’m poking out the back.
Detailed specifications: Material: TPE Sensation: 7/10 hands for sensation. External size: 128 mm long x 60 mm diameter Functional internal dimensions: 115 mm deep Opening (without stretching): 8 mm x 3.3 mm Quality: Good quality, but not enough material at the back Smell: Mild rubber smell Cleaning: Mildly difficult since it is single ended and has a very small hole.
Honest reviews can’t be all positive. Sometimes you get a product and the negatives outweigh the positives.
So what does this one have going for it? Well, it is very small and a bit better than your hand, so if you travel a lot and absolutely have to have something that fits in your pocket this might be good. Right?
Unfortunately not. The product left oily stains on some paper I set it down on, imagine opening your bag or suitcase to find it has done the same to your clothes! It also got sticky after a single use even though I cleaned it afterwards.
And finally, the material, it is a type of TPE, but not all Thermoplastic Elastomers are created equally. So don’t think all TPE toys are going to be like this one. This particular material seems to be made of a low density TPE that is very absorbent and requires very little force to deform. It rips and tears easily and is so soft that you don’t get as much sensation as you would expect from it. It is also open at the back so there is no suction when using this product.
Material: TPE Sensation: 2 out of 10 hands External size: mm long x 112mm diameter at maximum Functional internal dimensions: 98mm deep Opening (without stretching): Ø6mm Internal ribbed path: ~ Ø 12mm Quality: This one was made as cheaply as possible Smell – Slightly stinky Cleaning – Extremely easy
The level of sensation that any masturbator toy gives a person is going to be subjective. Why? It comes down to many different factors, some are personal preferences, but much more are the anatomical ones. We’re not all the same size and some of us are circumcised (which might make us less sensitive, and thus we require more stimulation).
Q: The masturbator I’m looking at doesn’t have a 10/10 on the Hands scale, should I still be considering it?
A: YES. In fact, I am very reluctant to give ANY product I review a perfect score or review unless I truly cannot conceive of a single way that the product could be even slightly better.
Q: If the product is adequate and “does the job” why not give it a perfect score/review?
A: This would certainly be more profitable for me, but if I did that then there would be no way for the truly exceptional products to stand out. I want my readers to be able to see how each reviewed product stacked up against its peers in a quantifiable way, and since my reviews are biased by my anatomy, I also list engineering measurements and other relevant details that are omitted from many product pages on Amazon.
I also periodically go back and revise my reviews to keep the scores consistent, and expand on my initial impressions. This site is something of a side project of mine, so it is growing as I have time to add reviews and money to buy new products to review.
I do read submitted comments so if you have a product you would like me to review, leave a comment on this or any other page with how I can get in contact with you.
Material: TPE Sensation: 8 out of 10 hands External size: 175 mm long (without end covers) x 80mm diameter at maximum Functional internal dimensions: 175 mm deep Vaginal opening (without stretching): 17mm x 3.4mm slot Oral opening (without stretching): 28mm x 6.5mm Quality: High quality Smell – No Smell Cleaning – Extremely easy
I think this would be ideal if it specialized on either Pussy or mouth for better suction and more texture in the middle of the product. For this reason, I’m listing the other models that are just one ended down below.
